Since Eric insists that the last post was recycled recently... I present... Anti-Jokes. I have to admit I really don't get these. You be the judge.
AntiJokes are the best
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?
I don’t know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"
How do you make a plumber cry
You kill his family
A guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this."
The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."
What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies.
One is used in the sport of bowling, and the other is just a tragic, very saddening sight to see.
Why did the catholic priest get sent to jail?
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by.
The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.
Why the girl fall off her bike?
Someone threw a fridge at her.
Why did sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms….knock knock. Who’s there? NOT SALLY!
How do you stop a bus?
Throw small children in front of it
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding a worm in your caramel apple, which costs about 35 cents more on average
What do you call a black guy who is legally selling drugs?
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
At the bottom of the page.