Woman: Do you drink beer?
Woman: How many beers a day?
Man: Usually about 3
Woman: How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
Woman: And how long have you been drinking?
Man: About 20 years, I suppose
Woman: So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day, which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Woman: If in 1 year you spend $5400, the past 20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Woman: Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man: Do you drink beer?
Woman: No Man: Where’s your Ferrari ?
And a bonus. Only because I stumbled across this wonderful old Rankin/Bass gem. "Here Comes Peter Cottontail".
If you celebrate it, Happy Easter.
If you don't, watch it for the animation. It's a beautiful colorful show about "April Valley".
Remember! Every time you tell a fib, your left ear droops!
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