Saturday, November 21, 2015

Adam and Eve - and - Who is calling

A little girl asked her father, "How did the human race start?"

The father answered, "God made Adam and Eve, they had children and so all mankind was made."

Two days later the girl asked her mother the same question.
The mother answered: "Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."

The confused girl returned to her father and said, "Dad, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God, and Mom said they developed from monkeys?"

The father answered, "It is very simple. I told you about my side of the family and your mother told you about hers."

 Who is Calling?

The phone rang at the motor pool and an authoritative voice demanded to know how many vehicles were operational.

Jim answered, "We've got twelve trucks, ten utilities, three staff cars and that Bentley the fat-arsed colonel swanks around in."

There was a stony silence for a second or two.

''Do you know who you are speaking to?''
''No,'' said Paddy.

''It is the so-called fat-arsed colonel you so insubordinately referred to.''
''Well, do you know who you are talking to?''

''No,'' roared the colonel.
''Well thank goodness for that,'' said paddy and hung up the phone.

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