An Amish boy and his Father were visiting a mall.
They were amazed by almost
everything they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that
move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never
seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old
lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button.
The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room.
walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular
numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch
until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old
blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young
woman, said quietly to his son, "Go get your mother."