What's the best part in a boxing joke? The punchline.

A man is on his death bed. He asks his wife...

"Will you re-marry after I die?"
"Oh, I don't know..." she says. "Maybe."

"Will you let another man move into our house with you?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Will you let another man drive my car?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Well, will you have sex with another man at some point?"
"Oh, I don't know... Maybe."

"Will you let another man use my golf clubs!?"
"Nah. He's left-handed."

How about a wee bonus?   Sure....

Swimming pool

I was at a pool once, and the life guard yelled over to me, “HEY KID! QUIT PEEING IN THE POOL!”

I replied “Oh come on man. Everyone pees in the pool!”

“Yes, but not from the high dive!”