Saturday, July 14, 2018

What do you call a baby frog? A toadler.

I described this first one to a good friend as one that would get a room full of Second Graders laughing loudly. 

See if you agree:

A frog walks into a bank.

The frog walks up to the teller and sees her name tag witch says Patricia Wack and the frog says "my name is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, i need a loan to go on a holiday, how about $3000?"

The teller says "woah, thats alot of money, do you have any collaterals we can keep if you don't pay us back?"

The frog says "sure" and pulls out a small pink porcelain elephant and asks "will this do?"

The teller says "let me go ask my manager" so she goes to her boss and shows him the little elephant and says "a frog wants a loan with this as the collateral, i mean, what even is this"

And the boss says "it's a nick-nack patty wack give that frog a loan, his old man's a rolling stone"

And since that was a little short...

Meat on the roof

A man walks into a bar and immediately sees lots of meat hanging from the roof and precedes to query the bartender.
“What’s with all the meat on the roof?!” the man questions.

The bartender replies, “We have a competition. You can try to jump up and touch the meat; if you touch it, you get all your drinks paid for all night, but if you miss, you have to pay for everyone’s drinks all night. Would you like to have a go?”

The man looks up as he ponders and states, “no, I think the steaks are too high.”

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