Personally, about that title... I hope not, the car would spy on you and crash, often. Then again, I haven't used Mac or Windows in over 6 months at this point. I guess I should see if those machines start!
Anyway... Remember, folks, it is very important to be clear in what you ask for. I can see that in learning Spanish, I get words flipped around often. Oh and accent can be the difference between "año" (a year) and ano (something rude, butt we all have one).
(Oooh! I see what he's doing there!)
3 T-Rex stumbled upon a Magic Lamp and began rubbing the Lamp, summoning a Genie.
Genie: “Alright, since I can only grant 3 wishes and there are 3 of you, each of you gets 1 wish each!”
The 3 T-Rex were excited to hear the news as they were starving all day. This was their chance to feast like the kings!
T-Rex #1: “Alright, my wish is to have one big ol’ juicy piece of meat, the finest you can grant!”
The genie then granted the first T-Rex’s wish and down came one big ol’ juicy piece of meat.
The first T-Rex then realized he missed his opportunity to ask for a multitude of meats so he had to settle on just one piece of meat.
The second T-Rex realized the mistake of the first T-Rex and with that in mind, he walked up to the Genie.
T-Rex #2: “Alright, my wish is to be showered in meat, as many as possible!”
The genie then granted the second T-Rex’s wish and down came not one, but a hundreds of pieces of meat.
The second T-Rex then realized his own mistake of not asking for the juiciest and finest pieces of meat, so the second T-Rex had to settle on average tasting meat.
The third T-Rex realized the mistake of the first two and formulated his wish accordingly.
The third T-Rex thought to himself, “there’s no way I could possibly mess up like the other two.”
The third T-Rex began walking up to the Genie to ask for his wish.
T-Rex #3: “Alright, my wish is to have a meatier shower!”