I heard that Apple is making a car. I wonder if it has Windows.

Personally, about that title... I hope not, the car would spy on you and crash, often.  Then again, I haven't used Mac or Windows in over 6 months at this point.  I guess I should see if those machines start!

Anyway...  Remember, folks, it is very important to be clear in what you ask for.  I can see that in learning Spanish, I get words flipped around often.  Oh and accent can be the difference between "año" (a year) and ano (something rude, butt we all have one). 

(Oooh!  I see what he's doing there!)




3 T-Rex stumbled upon a Magic Lamp and began rubbing the Lamp, summoning a Genie.

Genie: “Alright, since I can only grant 3 wishes and there are 3 of you, each of you gets 1 wish each!”

The 3 T-Rex were excited to hear the news as they were starving all day. This was their chance to feast like the kings!

T-Rex #1: “Alright, my wish is to have one big ol’ juicy piece of meat, the finest you can grant!”

The genie then granted the first T-Rex’s wish and down came one big ol’ juicy piece of meat.

The first T-Rex then realized he missed his opportunity to ask for a multitude of meats so he had to settle on just one piece of meat.

The second T-Rex realized the mistake of the first T-Rex and with that in mind, he walked up to the Genie.

T-Rex #2: “Alright, my wish is to be showered in meat, as many as possible!”

The genie then granted the second T-Rex’s wish and down came not one, but a hundreds of pieces of meat.

The second T-Rex then realized his own mistake of not asking for the juiciest and finest pieces of meat, so the second T-Rex had to settle on average tasting meat.

The third T-Rex realized the mistake of the first two and formulated his wish accordingly.

The third T-Rex thought to himself, “there’s no way I could possibly mess up like the other two.”

The third T-Rex began walking up to the Genie to ask for his wish.

T-Rex #3: “Alright, my wish is to have a meatier shower!”