Why can’t a bicycle stand on its own ? Because it’s two tired.

After a burglary a store owner calls the police. After they arrive one officer takes the owner aside to ask about what happened:

"How tall was the perp'", the officer asked. "He was about six foot", the owner replied.

"Did he have any distinguishing characteristics?" "Well, he did have a large mole on his cheek."

"Interesting. What was he wearing?" "He was wearing a suit."

"A suit, you say? What was his demeanor like?", the officer continued. "I can't really say."

Suddenly the officer got out his ticket book. "I hate to do this, but I'm going to have to write you a ticket."

"Why?" The store owner looked at him in shock.

"Well, it's the missed demeanor of course."




And two Boomerang one liners since I don't know what to do with them!


What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?  A stick.
One day I forgot how to throw a boomerang but then it hit me!