Ok so yesterday I blamed the joke on CNN.
Today, I found a joke that is attributed to CNN.
You be the judge!
One of the first cosmetic surgery patients died today.
He was 95. CNN interviewed Dr. Phil Raymond, the grandson of the surgeon who had performed the operation, and who had followed the patient throughout his long life.
Dr. Raymond: Mr. Johnson was born without eyelids.. Back in the day, the situation was serious. Everyone expected that the baby would go blind.
Anderson Cooper: But your grandfather found a solution?
Dr. R: Yes. Necessity is the mother of invention. He circumcised the little boy, and used his foreskin to build two eyelids. It was the first plastic microsurgery ever performed on an infant.
AC: And it worked.
Dr. R.: Yes, but not immediately. It took a year or so for the vestigial muscles of the ocular orbits to learn how to move the eyelids, but eventually everything worked fine.
AC: Until the end of his long life.
Dr. R.: Yes, he lived a long, normal, sighted life. Although everyone always said that he looked a bit cockeyed.
Sunday, November 8, 2020
Cosmetic surgery used to be such a taboo subject.. now everyone talks about botox and no one raises an eyebrow
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