I never was a religious man, but for some reason this fits well on a Sunday Morning. Even down to being able to tell it to all audiences.
"How does my new toupee look?" Noah asks his family. "Honest opinions only."
His son says, "It looks great, Dad!"
His wife says, "It looks totally realistic!"
His uncle says, "It looks like something crawled up and died there."
Lo and behold, Noah throws his uncle over the side of the ark, never to be seen again. Coming to his senses, he apologizes, then turns to the animals. "And how does my outfit look? Honest opinions only."
The horse says, "Great! The colors really go together."
The parrot says, "I couldn't have said it better myself."
The unicorn says, "Bozo called, he wants his tie back."