Sunday, November 29, 2020

Which animal aced our Elementary Algebra exam? The g-raph.

On a Sunday what do I have for you?  Three short but sweet jokes!


Mrs Matthews, the 4th-grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes.

A wealthy man dies and leaves 10 million dollars. 1/5 go to his wife, 1/5 goes to his son, 1/4 to his butler and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?

After a long silence in the classroom, little Harry answered, "A lawyer!"

A Russian, went to USA for an eye check up
The Doctor shows the letters on the board: CZWXNQSTAZKY

Doctor: Can you read this ?
Russian: Read ??? I even know this guy, he’s my cousin.

$25 haircut

A balding man went into a barber’s shop and asked how much it would be for a haircut.
“Twenty-five dollars,” said the barber.
“Twenty-five dollars, that’s crazy!” exclaimed the man.
“I’ve hardly got any hair. How can it be that expensive?”
The barber explained, “It’s $5 for the actual cut and $20 for the search fee.”

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