So as the neighbors are getting up at the crack of pre-dawn and piling into the Pickup Truck Caravan to go fishing, there's always the story of the one that got away.
Personally I prefer mine on a bun with a bit of cheese and tartar sauce but you do you!
A fisherman catches a golden fish, and when he was about to put the fish into the net, the fish speaks to him:
I will fulfill a single wish of yours so please let me go.
Interesting, let me think a bit.
After few minutes of silence the fisherman continues:
My country is poor and small. Make it large and powerful again.
I am just a fish and not a god, so I can't do that. Wish something reasonable please.
Ok, let my country have a wonder like Egyptian Pyramids, so everyone comes to visit it.
Man, I told you, it's too big for me. You should ask for something smaller.
The fisherman pulls out three photos from his pocket and says:
Ok, I understand. Here are the photos of my three daughters. Make it so that at least one of them gets married.
The fish looks at the photos a bit and says:
What were you saying earlier about the Egyptian Pyramids?