I have a few jokes about broken fighter jets but I am afraid none of them will fly.

 Ok, so we all told them.  Yes, you will giggle at this silliness because you told them too.  I'll not hear that you didn't.  Your inner 12 year old will love these.


Name Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in your pool? Bob

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your wall? Art

What do you call an arm on the wall? A piece of Art

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a cow on a pogo stick? A milkshake

What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mother

What do you call who says everything you do, only louder?  Mike

What do you call a deer with no eyes?  No eye-deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?  Still, no eye-deer.

What do you call a dog with no legs that you walk?  Drag.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the family room?  Rug.

What do you call a dog with no legs you take deep sea fishing?  Bait.

What do you call a deaf dog with no legs?  Doesn’t matter, it isn’t coming anyway.

What do you call an elephant in your living room?  Lost

What do you call a man with a shovel on his head.? Dug.

What do you call a man without a shovel on his head.? Douglas.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head.? Cliff.

What do you call a man with a car on his head.? Jack.

What do you call a guy who shows up at your restaurant table after a meal?  Bill

What do you call a lady who only sings at Christmas?  Carol

What do you call a woman in a river? Flo

What do you call a man in a river? Corky