I remember priests in the High School I went to describing Nuns who were older as "A Bit Too Nunny".
Then again, while my French Teacher from back then is still alive at 100, none of those priests are so ... Nyah.
A reporter was interviewing a 104 year old woman.
"And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?", the reporter asks.
She simply answers, "No peer pressure."
A woman comes home late from work
She goes upstairs and notices two people in bed, instead of just her husband.
Quietly, she tip toes away and finds a baseball bat, comes back and bludgeons the pair in bed.
She goes downstairs to grab a drink, only to find her husband sitting at the table.
"Hi honey," he says.
"Your parents decided to stop in for the night on their way back home. I let them have our room, I hope you don't mind."
Two friends having gotten tired of using instant communication, decided to use old fashioned means of messaging each other, such as pigeons.
For a few days, it is great. Then one day, a pigeon shows up at one friends house with a blank piece of paper.
Angry, the receiver phones his friend to ask what was the meaning of the message.
To which his friend calmly replies, "Oh, that was a missed call."