Why did the photo go to jail? Indecent Exposure!

I drive very little.  Probably for the best, the Jeep gets awful gas mileage, and it keeps me safe.  On the other hand, when I am out passing cars in a school zone on a bike, I get reminded of this story.



Guy's driving down the road in his new Lamborghini. Stops at a light next to an old man on a moped.

The old man looks over and says "Say, that's a pretty spiffy looking car there, son. It looks fast."

Guy says "It sure is."

Old man looks at the interior and says "Looks luxurious inside, too." and leans back.

Just then, the light changes, the guy says "Later, old timer" and decides to show him how fast the car really is. He floors it and starts doing 110 on the highway leaving town.

He notices a dot in his rear mirror, and it's getting closer! What could be faster than his new Lamborghini?

WHOOOOOSH! Something flies by passing him, and it was so blurred it's hard to be sure, but it looked like the old guy on that moped!

Now something is approaching from the front, getting closer...WHOOOOSH! Something streaks by him going the other way, and it WAS the old man on the moped!

Dot in the rear view mirror, and here comes the old man on the moped from behind, gaining, gaining, and BAM! he hits the back of the Lamborghini!

Guy brakes to a halt, runs behind the car, and there's the old man and the moped, both showing the effects of the crash.

Guy says "Old man, I don't know how you did it, but that moped is the fastest thing I've ever seen! But you're in bad shape, do you want an ambulance? Is there anything I can do for you?"

And the old man whispers "Yeah. Unhook my suspenders from your side mirror."