Sunday, January 8, 2023

What did the triangle say to the circle? You're pointless.

 So here's the deal.  It's one of "I'm Running Late" Days.  I have to wake up the house.  The dog has been out for a mile and a bit, and was waking up the neighbors because someone I know was picking up trash in an empty lot behind the house.  I'm half asleep and you know what that means?

Nothing.  Really, It's sunny, nice, warm, and I'm going to go for another of my four mile dog walks today.

Enjoy your sunday!  I will.  No, I mean I'll enjoy yours too.  Go get up and experience outside for a bit even if it is below freezing.  You'll appreciate the warm more!  :)


A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY GOD!"

Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said,

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"

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