Sunday, January 29, 2023

I tried to come up with a joke about restraining orders. But this is as close as I’m allowed to get.

I am pretty sure I will get a groan or three out of this one.  But... don't you just love it when you take someone at their word and well things don't turn out quite right?



 
A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. "Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No" her mother replied.

"Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and then behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

"Were you sick?" her mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and returned so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to the front door that says, 'For the Sick'."

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