Saturday, April 15, 2023

Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent…

Ok, so this really is kind of on the dark side, G rated but Dark. 

A man has his mother-in-law move in with him when she lost her job.

About a week later, he returns home from his job and finds her laying on the floor, unconscious. He calls 911, the ambulance comes and takes her off to the hospital.

He calls his wife and tells her she may have to cut her business trip short, but he'll keep her posted.

He gets to the hospital and waits outside the surgery, nervous and pacing. Soon, the doctor comes out and says he has some good news and some bad news.

"Give me the bad news first, Doc."

"Well, your mother-in-law had a massive stroke. She's lost her ability to speak and can only cackle like a chicken." The man nods his head.

"She's also lost all motor control to her arms and legs, so not only won't she be able to walk, she won't even be able to feed herself. You'll have to feed her baby food for the rest of her life. Every day, three times a day." Somberly, the man nods, so the doctor continues.

"Without any motor control, she'll also be incontinent, so she'll have to wear diapers for the rest of her life. You'll have to clean her and put a new diaper on her several times a day for the rest of her life."

The man nods, processing all this information in his brain, then looks to the doctor and asks, " that's some pretty bad news, but you said you had some good news. What's the good news?"

"The good news is I'm just joking with you: she died."

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