Sunday, April 16, 2023

Why Are Nostril Jokes Inappropriate? They're Two on the Nose!

Having just gotten back from biking 24.2 miles, I was amused.  I got passed by some guy on a Vespa type scooter today on some very well "mulched" bike lanes.  He was struggling to go up a 1% grade and into a head wind so I don't feel so bad about my own 15mph pace. 

Bear buys a new motorbike

And he wants to show it off to his friend rabbit. They get on and slowly go up a big hill. Then on the way down they go 80, 90, 100, 110, 120 km/h! The bear then asks the rabbit:

”Are you scared?”

“Nope”, says the rabbit, so they finish the ride and get off the bike.

“May I try driving now?”, asks the rabbit.

“Sure, why not”.

So they slowly go up the hill again, this time with the rabbit driving. And then they go down 80, 90, 100, 110, 120km/h! and the rabbit asks the bear:

“Are you scared?”


“Well you should be, cause I can’t reach the brakes.”

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