What do you call a pile of cats? Meowtain. (A Meowtain of 11 Knock Knock jokes!)

 The creator of the knock-knock joke should be awarded the No-Bell prize.



Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you, too.

Knock knock.
Come in, it's open.
(Stops a knock knock joke every time)




Knock Knock
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you can yodel!

Knock knock.
Who's there?
The electrician. I'm here to repair your door bell.

Knock knock
Who's there?
I map
I map who?
You're a poo?!

Knock knock who’s there?
A little old lady
A little old lady who?
……I didn’t know you could yodel

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Hawaii
Hawaii who?
I'm fine! How are you?



 

Knock knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you’ll see



One dog to the other:
Knock knock
Both dogs:
Bark bark bark



Knock Knock
Who's there?
Your wife
Your wife who?
Just open the door I'm not in the mood for your crap right now






Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy think I will tired of telling knock knock jokes?

(Right now, actually.  Hope you enjoyed this silliness!)