Early Man used to wonder where the sun went at night. Then it dawned on him.

 There were two guys locked in a lunatic asylum and one night, they decided they didn't like that anymore.

They decided to escape

So, they made it up to the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see rooftops, stretching across town, stretching to freedom.

Now, the first guy, he jumps right across, no problem. But his friend, he's afraid of falling.

So, the first guy has an idea.  He says, "Hey, I got this flashlight with me. I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings and you can walk across the beam and join me."

But the second guy says, "What do you think I am, crazy? You'll just turn it off when I'm am halfway across!"



And since that was a bit short, and I am (always) hungry, here is another one for you to chew on!




I am not sure how I feel about having toast for breakfast.
On the upside, it’s buttered.
On the downside, it isn’t.