A little something for everyone who is thinking that tomorrow is Monday and Dreading it. And since it is short, a little lead-in.
I was stranded on an island with nothing but dark red grass, dark red sand, dark red trees everything was dark red.
"AHHH!" i yelled "I've been marooned!"
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM : “Wake up, son. It’s time to go to school.”
SON : “But why, Mama? I don’t want to go to school.”
MOM : “Give me two reasons why you don’t want to go to school.”
SON : “One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me.”
MOM : “Oh! that’s not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school.”
SON : “Give me two good reasons WHY I should go to school?”
MOM : “One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old and should understand your responsibilities. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school”
Sunday, August 6, 2023
What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.
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