Sunday, March 2, 2025

Two psychics meet in the street. One says to the other, "You're great, how am I?"

Having lived with Parrots for many years, I can say they are intelligent, playful, and have their own moods.

But this?




  Magician's Parrot

A magician on a cruise ship did his act with a talking parrot who was very intelligent.

While the magician did his act the parrot would constantly shout out and spoil the trick, like “It’s under his hat“, or "It’s down his arm”.

As the audience was laughing, the magician didn’t mind.

One night all the fire alarms went off and everyone was ordered to get in the lifeboats. The magician grabbed the parrot, covered it up and jumped into one of the last lifeboats.

It floated away from the ship and the next morning he uncovered the parrot who never said a word.

The boat floated around for days before finally the parrot spoke, “O.K. I give up what have you done with the ship?“.


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