I have a fast food joke, but it's still being prepared.

Having just gotten back from a Sunday Ride on the Bike, my feet are up on the coffee table (Don't tell Mom), and I am having lunch dessert.  Yes, when you do loads of Cardio, you can have three desserts plus a snack just before bed.  

A small benefit of that sort of thing!



 A man and his wife excitedly visit Texas

They spend the day exploring the sights of San Antonio. After walking around the city, they sit down at a local diner and enjoy a delicious American meal of buffalo wings and burgers.

As they’re finishing up, their waitress — speaking in a warm Southern drawl — comes over and says, “Y’all want some dessert? My pie is to die for.”

The man says, “Sure, I’ll have a slice of apple.” The wife adds, “Just a coffee for me.” The man continues, “Oh — and a scoop of ice cream with that pie.”

The waitress nods and repeats the order as she scribbles on her notepad: “Okay, a coffee for the lady, and some apple pie for the gent.” She turns to leave.

The man calls after her, “Wait! What about my ice cream?”

The waitress keeps walking, unfazed.

Frustrated, the man stands up and yells:

“REMEMBER THE À LA MODE!”