I have a civil engineering joke, but it is still under construction.

Being 6'4" I just smile and nod and say "Everything is proportional.".  I, of course, do not say what I am referring to but hey, you get what you pay for.



  A man and a woman were out on a first date together.

Everything was going great and they were getting along really well, when out of nowhere the woman commented on the size of the man’s hands and feet. "I didn't notice earlier, but you have remarkably small hands and feet!"

The man taken aback by such an unexpected observation thought quickly and replied somewhat flirtatiously, "Well, it’s because my testosterone focused on other parts of my body, if you know what I mean..." giving the woman a cheeky wink as he finished speaking.

The woman, rather impressed and turned on by his smooth response slides across closer to the man and puts her hand on his thigh, at which point the guy continued, "Yeah, I have a really hairy back."




If that was not suggestive enough, here's more!



As I slid my finger inside her damp hole, I could immediately feel her getting wetter and wetter. I took my finger out and she started going down on me.

That’s when I said to myself, “I think it’s time to get a new boat."