I have a music joke, but you'll lose track.

 Sitting here listening to a track from the Disco Station when there were such a thing being broadcast on the air.  

Yes, I still listen to Classic Disco.  It is incredibly good at helping my workouts.  Even if it is not "fashionable", the 120 or so beats per minute are good with keeping me moving.  There are quite a few internet radio stations out there for whatever format you like.  Even (yuck) Classic Rock and the Hair Band Era.

But, of course, you do you.  Just remember if I am in the car, I'm going to control the radio.



 A politician visits a remote Native American community.

With news crews following him around as they tour the place, he asks the chief if there was anything the people need.

"Well," says the chief, "We have three very important needs. First, we have a medical clinic, but no doctor."

The politician whips out his phone, dials a number, talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up. "I've pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days. Now what was the second problem?"

"We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has poisoned the water our people been drinking for thousands of years. We've been flying bottled water in, and it's terribly expensive."

Once again, the politician dials a number, yells into the phone for a few minutes, and then hangs up. "The mine has been shut down, and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for your people. Now what was that third problem?"

"We have no cellphone reception up here," the chief says.