Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?

 Ya know... I can't say I ever really gotten into Wine.  Port is an exception.  I use Port Wine for "reasons" but also to use it in the slow cooking of a fine roast is frankly, amazing.



I will keep an eye out for this kind of thing.  I'm off to do some large lazy circles around the giant gas bag that sits in a barn next to a golf course.  I'll let you know if I see anything Untowards....




A man staggered into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

The doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this", said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our ball into pasture of cows. 

We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. 

I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it--stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. 

That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asked the doctor.

"I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' I don't remember much after that."