I have an archaeology joke, but I'll need to dig it out.

 Actually, it's landscaping.  If the heat isn't too bad, I have what we call here an "Evil Weed Eater".  It came in with three kind of blades.  Plastic rigid blade, Metal rigid blade. The Buzz Saw blade.

That Buzz Saw blade reminds me of something you would see in a saw mill in an action-horror movie where your hero is being threatened with demise on a plank heading to a giant rotating blade that is making an evil whirring sound.

In my case, it's just the Iguana Resistant Hibiscus and the Podocarpus that is going to be trimmed.  In 90 Degree (32C) heat and 85% humidity.

I'm trained for it, but dang it is hot.

Remember to hydrate, Fellow Babies, the next four weeks are Peak Summer in the Northern Hemisphere!





A man did not like his wife’s cat.

One day, he put the cat in his car and took it to the end of the block and let it go.

When he got home he saw that the cat had beat him home.

Undeterred, he put the cat in the car and took it a few miles across the city and let it out of the car again.

Upon returning home, he was astonished to see that the cat had beat him home again.

Determined at this point, the man took the cat and drove him across the city, over the river, through the woods, and clear across three counties before putting the cat outside and driving off.

Several hours later the man’s wife was at home when the phone rang. She picked up and it was her husband.

“Is the cat there?” He asked.

“Yes…” she replied.

“Well put him on the phone, I’m lost”



I'm not exactly fond of the subject matter of that, Cats should remain indoors at all times unless on a leash or a carrier lest they run into "that guy".

Keep your loved ones safe, two legs or four.