I have a chemistry joke, but it’s too basic.

You know, waking up at 445 on a Saturday to fight the heat, circle a giant gas bag, and sweat is fine.  It is just the Karens I could do without!  

If you see a tall guy out there looking wrung out but laughing at his rubber duck board shorts, that just might be me!


Just had to get that out of the way.  But hey there is always this, right?




The Indian with a great memory

There was once a man and a woman driving through the desert to Las Vegas on their honeymoon when they came across an Indian teepee with a sign out front that read:

“Indian with amazing memory inside! The husband says to his fiancée, “What the heck, let’s stop and check it out.” So they go inside, and the man asks the Indian, “What did you eat for breakfast three years ago?” Without missing a beat, the Indian replies, “Eggs.” The man looks at his fiancée and says, “Wow… that’s an incredible memory,” and they continue on their trip.

Ten years later, now married with kids, the family happens to be traveling through the same desert. They spot the very same teepee. Excited, the husband says to his kids, “Your mom and I stopped here ten years ago! Let’s go see if he remembers me.” So the whole family goes inside. Trying to be funny, the husband raises his hand and says, “How.”

The Indian looks at him calmly and replies: “scrambled”