I now realize tofu is overrated. It's just a curd to me.

Actually I don't have a problem with Tofu.  It can be made into many things and since I like Chinese Food as we could get it in Philadelphia, I'm open to it.

On the other hand, it does taste like Wet White Bread to me so we have that. When I do find that recipe that promised to make Tofu into Ice Cream, Chocolate I think, I may attempt it.




Getting the day off

Two factory workers are talking on the floor.

The woman says, "I can make the boss give me the day off."
The man asks, "How will you do that?"

She climbs up and hangs upside down from the ceiling. The boss walks in and asks, "What on earth are you doing?"

She replies, "I am a light bulb."
"You are working too hard and you have gone crazy. Go home and take the day off.", the boss says.

The man is astonished, but after a few seconds starts walking away toward the door. "Where are you going?!", the boss shouts at him.

The man replies, "I am going home too. I cannot work in the dark."



And since I am due for Dog Walk 2 shortly, there is this gem...

My dog ate a bunch of my Scrabble tiles so I left him at the vets, knowing full well his next bowel movement could spell disaster.