A truck carrying a shipment of Worcestershire sauce was driving through Loughborough, when it ploughed head-on into a Lamborghini Murcielago.
The truck then swerved and crashed into a Hyundai, carrying refractive geo optical accoutrements, severely injuring two ophthalmologists seated inside.
One practitioner, originally from Saskatchewan , already afflicted with strongyloidiasis, instantly suffered an onset of hypercholesterolemia.
A local man, Tarquin Cholmondeley-Featherstonehaugh who witnessed the scene, alerted the emergency services using his Xiaomi smartphone.
A police spokesman later said
“It’s really difficult to say what happened here”.
And since that was a bit weird and shortish...
My dad found out I had an imaginary girlfriend.
He said, 'You know, you could do better.'
'Thanks, Dad, that means a lot,' I replied.
He winked and said, 'I was talking to your girlfriend!'
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