Why is it so hard to get up in the morning? Newton’s First Law: A body at rest will remain at rest.

Even athletes get that.  On the other hand, a morning moving is better than a morning sitting on the couch saying "Why didn't I go for a workout?"!




Hiking

A dad comes home and sees his son with an expensive cell phone. "Where did you get that ?" he asks . 
"I bought it" the son says. 
"With what? Where did you get the money?" 
"I earned it while hiking ". 
"Hiking, what are you talking about?". 
"Well ,every day after you leave for work, the nice man across the street comes over to see mom, gives me 20 dollars and says "take a hike "."



Since it was short, here's another one!  Kind of a theme today I guess.





A blonde entered a swimming competition and came in dead last. It was not even close, as all the other women swimmers had gotten out of the pool, toweled their bodies, and headed to the changing room.

Finally, the blonde emerged from the swimming pool, went up to the referee in a huff and loudly complained that all the other swimmers had cheated.

“How did they cheated?” Asked the referee.
“This is a breast stroke competition, right?” Said the blonde.
“Yes.” The referee replied.
Indignantly, the blonde shouted “they all used their arms!”