Ok, I found some amusing spam. Sometimes they're so badly written that you just have to laugh. I saw this and read it out loud in a bad parody of an accent (You can pick your own, I won't share here) and laughed out loud.
I had someone say "Where are you getting this?"... Spam, the gift of the greedy.
Here you go....
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Honey, I want to feel a heaven in your kiss. I know the day I find you my heart
will beat madly. And when you hold my hand I will soar to heaven and will not
drift back down to earth again. Our love will become a fairy-tale with a happy
end. I am waiting for you here (WEB SITE REMOVED) my love in order to make our dreams come true.