I just KNOW I'm going to get heat for reprinting this one but I had a chuckle out of it so here you go...
Oh and check out Reason Number One :)
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
 #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
 #9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the  road.
 #8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.
 #7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.
 #6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.
 #5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.
 #4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.
 #3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"
 #2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.
 And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over Women.....
 #1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!
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