Sunday, February 3, 2013

A Man Walks Into a Butcher Shop - Humor

Ok, so why am I thinking I want a steak for dinner?  Since it's a short joke, I'll shaddap and let you read!

A man walks into a butcher shop.

After he orders, the butcher tells him "I'll make you a bet: If you can pick up all the meat on that shelf, I'll let you have your orderfor free, and give you $10. If you can't, you'll owe me $10 and have to pay for your order. Is it a bet?"

The man pauses, thinks about it for a second, and says "No thanks."

The butcher asks "Are you not a gambling man?"

The men replies "No, I am. But in this case, the steaks are just too high."

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