And Bad Joke Weekends Continue.
Actually this was kind of cute, says something about relationships I guess. It's a story about finding Earrings. Oh and it's actually safe for work without my having to take out "Those Words".
Two Parter Earring
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.
This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense."
The man walks up to him and says, "I didn't know you were into earrings."
"Don't make such a big deal out of this, it's only an earring," he replies sheepishly.
His friend falls silent for a few minutes, but then his curiosity prods him to say, "So, how long have you been wearing one?"
"Ever since my wife found it in my truck..."
The other one ...
A woman meets her friend.And the friend notices a cigarette in her hand.
'How long have you smoked? I had never seen you smoked before.'
'I have smoked since my husband saw the butts in my car's ashtray.'