Sunday, March 8, 2015

A Man Walks Into The Doctor's Office

The nurse takes him to the examination room and leaves him in there.

He sits down on the table and waits for the doctor. The doctor comes in and says to the man, "

Mr. Johnson, we have the results of your test. I have some very bad news for you. You have cancer."

Mr Johnson says, " Oh my god! Cancer! How long do I have to live, doc?"
The doctor says, " I'm afraid you have 6 months to live. And unfortunately I have more bad news.

" Let me sit down for a minute. Okay what's the other bad news?"
"You have Alzheimer's disease."

Mr Johnson says, " Alzheimer's disease! Oh no! That's horrible!"

Mr Johnson thinks for a moment and says, " Well, at least I don't have cancer!"

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