Yeah, I'll admit it, this one is kind of a "Dad Joke" but it made me smile.
A guy is driving with a buddy.
They come up to a red light and the
driver flies through it.
"What the hell are you doing?! It's red!" says
Driver says "it's fine, my brother drives like this all
They keep going, another red light is up ahead.
The driver blows through
this one too, "what are you doing!?" exclaims the passenger.
"Its fine my brother drives like this all the time."
Further down the road they come up to a green light.
The driver stops.
"What are you doing, it's green."
The driver responds "I know, I'm just
watching out for my brother!"