Driving Through Red Lights

Yeah, I'll admit it, this one is kind of a "Dad Joke" but it made me smile.


A guy is driving with a buddy.

They come up to a red light and the driver flies through it.

"What the hell are you doing?! It's red!" says the passenger.

Driver says "it's fine, my brother drives like this all the time."

They keep going, another red light is up ahead.

The driver blows through this one too, "what are you doing!?" exclaims the passenger.

"Its fine my brother drives like this all the time."

Further down the road they come up to a green light.

The driver stops.

"What are you doing, it's green."

The driver responds "I know, I'm just watching out for my brother!"