Sunday, January 16, 2022

What the dog say when it hit a tree? Bark.

What a morning..

What a morning... I was following an ambulance when I noticed a small metal box sitting on the rear bumper.
When the ambulance turned right the box flew off and landed on the side of the road against the curb.
I of course pulled over and snagged the box.
When I opened the box there was a human toe packed in ice inside it.
I called the the nearest hospital and explained what I had found.
The lady on the phone said “Yes, the ambulance had just arrived minus the box”.
I gave her my location and asked if they were going to send another ambulance to collect it?
 The lady replied “No, we’ll just send a toe truck.”

And since it was a weird morning, I may as well give you a two-fer!

A dad buys a lie detector

He tells his son. This will beep whenever you lie. Where where you?

The son says "I was at school" the lie detector beeps.

The son says "ok, I was at the cinema with my friends" the lie detector beeps.

He says OK I WAS AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE!!! we where drinking and doing drugs" the lie detector does not beep.

The dad says "COME ON!!! WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE, I NEVER DID ANYTHING LIKE THAT!!! I was at the park with my friends" the lie detector beeps.

The mom says " he really is your son" the lie detector beeps once more...

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