So there's a form of relationship humor that is a bit out of date. It is generally called "boomer humor" and follows a Man Vs Wife form or vice versa. Here is a two-fer of them, one from the man's side, and another from the woman's perspective.
Man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him started playing poker
A henpecked man got tired of his wife constantly picking on him, so he started playing poker on Friday nights with his buddies just to get some relief.
After he came home she'd start right in on him again.
After several weeks went by, he came home early one Friday night about 9:30.
His wife asked him how come he was home early.
He told her, "You need to pack your bags and go to Herb's house, I lost you to him in the card game tonight."
His wife became furious and started to give him hell. She said, "Just how could you do such a thing!?"
He replied, "It was the hardest thing I ever done...
I had to fold with four aces."
The spirit in the bottle.
A lady walks into Walmart. She bumps into a bottle on a shelf, it falls down and a spirit comes out.
Ahh that was good said the spirit.
As a thank`s for helping me out of this bottle, I want to give you one wish that comes true.
The lady is a little confused, thinks a little and says, I have a wish. Let me hear says the spirit.
I wish there would be peace in the Middle East, she says.
The face of the spirit curls a little.
Ehh hehe do you have a slightly simpler wish maybe? you see I'm really just a walmart type of spirit.
She thinks a little more and yes, I have another wish. I want a man, a warm stable and kind man, who supports me in all possible ways, a real gentleman who is always there for me, and who holds my hand and is faithful for life.
The spirit is silent for a long time and says.. Iiii think we should rather go back to your first wish.