Sunday, January 30, 2022

If a group of dolphins is called a pod and a group of crows is called a murder, what is a group of small children called? Annoying.

So I have a workout joke for you and since that kind of humor is not universal... I Have one that is!

An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. 

Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax.

After a few weeks, move up to ten-pound potato bags.

Then try 50-pound potato bags, and eventually try to get to where you can lift a 100-pound potato bag in each hand and hold your arms straight for more than a full minute.

Once you feel confident at that level, put a potato in each bag.

Going up?

An old woman gets on an elevator in a very lavish and posh 30 story building, when a young and beautiful woman also gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, “Romance by Ralph Lauren, $120 a bottle.”

Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator also smelling of expensive perfume, and haughtily turns to the old woman saying, “Chanel No. 5, $228 a bottle.”

When they get to the eighth floor, the old woman had reached her destination and is about to exit the elevator. Before she leaves, she presses all the floor buttons on the panel, cuts loose a tremendous fart, looks at each of the beautiful women in the eye and says, “Heinze Baked beans, $2.16 a can”.

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