There's one thing you can always say for bad poetry... It could be verse!

 The problem with making good coffee, and I mean the really good stuff, is that you want more.   So as I wobble into the kitchen to get myself totally blasted on caffeine, I'll drop this on the floor for everyone to enjoy.




Tech Company Lunch

I was having lunch at a table with a tech support guy, a saleswoman, and an IT guy. During the conversation, the saleswoman mentioned a massive Chevy truck parked outside.

The tech support guy perked up and proudly claimed it was his new truck. He then launched into a detailed explanation about the off-road tires and the lift kit he’d installed, clearly trying to impress everyone at the table.

After about five minutes of this, I casually said, "You know, they say the size of a guy’s vehicle is inversely proportional to the size of his junk... maybe he’s compensating for something."

The tech support guy looked irritated, while the saleswoman gave a little smirk.

Then, the IT guy, who had been quietly eating, looked up, locked eyes with the saleswoman, smiled, and said, "I ride a bike."