I have a meat cutters joke, but I'd probably butcher it.

 I'm sitting in the big green chair.  I'm also getting dirty looks from Rack the McNab SuperDog(TM) to go yet again for a walk.  Since the Coffee was excellent this morning and I'm feeling my Caffeine, I think I'll just leave this here to thaw out like the bun on the counter waiting for breakfast.



 
 A man wakes up one morning and farts. It sounds like "Honda!"

This puzzles him, so he does it again. "Honda!"

He makes an appointment with his doctor to get that checked out. When he demonstrates for the doctor (Honda!) the doctor says "Don't worry; I've seen this before. Go down the hall, three doors to the left and see the dentist."

"Dentist!" says the man. "This has nothing to do with my teeth!"

The doctor says "Trust me; I've seen this before." So the man goes down the hall and demonstrates for the dentist: (Honda!)

The dentist says that he's seen this before and asks him to sit in the chair. He pulls a rotten tooth and shows it to the man. "Look, this tooth was rotten." The man farts again and it sounds perfectly normal!

He says "This is insane. How do you explain this?"

The dentist looks him straight in the eye and tells him "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."



While I will say that fart jokes are juvenile, they are indeed universal.  Even Gorillas laugh at the sound of them and since they are huge and vegetarian, I would suspect they hear them frequently.

Brappppp!