I thought I wanted a career, but as it turns out I just wanted pay checks.

 And that, fellow babies, would describe, perfectly, my opinion of every manager I have ever worked under.

On the other hand, there were a very few excellent people that I have worked WITH, and usually they were at my level or just below it.

You can take that wherever you like.  I shall take it to the park and go ride around the giant gas bag on a chilly morning in Florida.







 Pet Fish!

A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach when a game warden stopped him.

The warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

The man replied, "No, sir. These are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?!"

"Yes, sir. Every night I take these fish down to the beach, let them swim around for about a half-hour, and when I whistle, they jump back into my buckets. We do this every night."

"That’s the biggest load of hooey I’ve ever heard," said the warden.

"No, really," the man said. "Here, I’ll show you."

And he releases the fish into the ocean.

They wait. Minutes go by.

The warden says, "Well?"

The man replies, "Well what?"

"When are you going to call them back?"

The man says, "Call who back?"

The warden snaps, "The fish!"

And the man shrugs and says, "What fish?"