I’m not a scientist, but I’m sitting on an Ottoman joke.

Getting prepared an hour before dawn to go to the park for a 2 hour bike ride.  I get to get in the big iron thing and drive the Jeep past various places chock full of caffeine which makes me a bit more "aggro" than I should but hey, at least I get to see the pretty buildings and churches along the way.

Oh and it made me think of this one that someone sent to me.  ;-)


  

A man dies and is sent to hell

Once there, he can‘t believe his eyes.

It’s way different than expected, it looks like a Wellness-Oasis in a beautiful landscape.

While exploring, he hears music playing, sees people having fun, dacing with each other, some are relaxing at a pool…

There‘s a casino, alcohol, nudity- it seems like everyone here is having a great time.

As he walks a bit further into hell, he sees a massive wall with a small window in it. He looks through it and in horror, sees what he thought hell would actually be like.

Tormented souls burning up in a lake of lava, screams of agony. Ugly, colossal demons sadistically and gleefully ripping bodies apart.

The man, now deeply disturbed and afraid seeks out the devil.

Once found, he asks him: Satan, I appreciate how comfortable and beautiful it is here but what about those poor people behind that wall there?

“Oh, those are the catholics, they wanted it that way.“