Saturday, August 22, 2026

I have a statistics joke, but it is not significant.

Sunny day and the furnace of South Florida hasn't completely kicked in.  So get outside and get something done before weather interferes with your plans, no matter where you are or what the weather is.

My indoor task is baking bread.  At least that's it for the morning.  

How about you?



 I have begun telling people about the benefits of Grapes.
It's all about Raisin Awareness.



Four men are in the hospital waiting room because their wives are having babies.

A nurse goes up to the first man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of twins.”
The man says, “That's odd. I work for the Minnesota Twins!”

Another nurse goes up to the second man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of triplets!”
The second man laughs and says, “That's weird. I work for the 3M company!”

A third nurse goes up the third man and says, “Congratulations! You're the father of quadruplets!”
He says, “That's strange. I work for the Four Seasons hotel!”

As soon as he says that, the last man starts groaning and banging his head against the wall. “What’s wrong?” the others ask.

The man says, “I work for 7Up.”


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