My dog ate a roll of quarters, the vet says there's no change yet.

 I find the most interesting things when I take the dog out for a walk.  Change can happen.

It is August 2.  This is the statistically hottest two weeks of the year.  Hydrate.  It's going to get cooler after this.  

If you live in Upside Down part of the world... your turn is next.





A man is crawling through the desert, dying of thirst...

The desert is blazing hot, and he's desperate for water. He comes upon a traveling merchant. He crawls up to the merchant and says "water, please! Water! Water!"

The merchant says "I don't have any. I'm a tie salesman. Would you like to buy a tie?" The guy replies "No! I need water! I'm so thirsty! Water!"

The merchant says "Well I told you I don't have any. But go west about 10 miles or so, and there is a small inn where you can get water." The guy crawls off. A couple of days go by, and the guy comes crawling back to the merchant. He looks even worse than before.

The merchant asks "what's wrong? Didn't they give you water at the inn?"

The guy replies "they wouldn't let me in without a tie."