I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll keep you posted.

I haven't been to the Park in too many days now.  I'm climbing the walls because walking six miles a day is kind of boring and not intense enough.

So if this is a repeat, just think of it as me going around the golf course six times on the bike laughing at those thinking they're getting a workout.



 
 
What's fairway for the goose, is fairway for the gander!

Two guys were playing a round of golf. As they finished one hole and headed for the next, one of them realised he'd left his jacket back at the previous one.

"Hang on a sec", he said to his buddy, "I'll just run back and get it."

As he approached the previous hole, he noticed two women about to tee off. Suddenly he stopped, turned around, and headed back toward where his buddy was waiting.

"Holy Hell! That could have been awkward! That was my wife and mistress back there!"

"Good Lord!" says his buddy, "That could have ended badly! No problem, I'll run back and get it for you."

Like the first guy, he got half way to the previous tee, turned around, and headed back.

Reaching his buddy he looked somewhat flustered and said "Small world isn't it?"



This one is for my vegan friends.  You know who you are.  We know who you are.  You told us...






 A man orders a steak at a fancy restaurant. He soon sees the waiter approaching with the big juicy steak dinner plate.

As the waiter gets closer, the man notices the waiter has his thumb directly on top of the steak, squeezing it to the plate.

The man says to the waiter, "Hey man, would you mind taking your thumb off my steak??"
The waiter replies, "What, and drop it on the floor again?? Geez what a fool!"