Friday, December 11, 2009

More Spam Jokes from Velma!

I do like this one....

Subject: FW: Good, Critical Thought...

 A  woman in a hot air  balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a  boat below. She shouted to him, 
"Excuse me, can you help me? I  promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I  am." 
The man consulted his portable GPS  and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground  elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes  north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west  longitude. 
"She rolled her eyes and said, "You  must be an Obama Democrat." 
"I am,"replied the man. "How did you  know?" 
"Well," answered the balloonist,  "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do  with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to  me." 
The man smiled and responded, "You  must be a Republican." 
"I am," replied the balloonist. "How  did you know?" 
"Well," said the man, "you don't  know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to  a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep,  and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you  were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my  fault." 

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