Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Some really awful jokes!

These jokes were collected from some different sources.   I have a feeling they were around for many years before I came across them.   I thought I might just share a few groaners with you...

Q: Where should a dressmaker build her house?
A: On the outskirts.

Q: Why didn't the Skeleton go to the New Year's Eve Party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.

Q: How did the Human Cannonball lose his job?
A: He got fired.

Q: How do Snails keep their shells shiny?
A: They use Snail Varnish.

Q: What did the Beaver say to the Tree?
A: Nice gnawing you.

Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?
A: Mrs. Sippi.

Q: What must you know to be an auctioneer?
A: Lots.

I told you they were groaners!

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