These jokes were collected from some different sources. I have a feeling they were around for many years before I came across them. I thought I might just share a few groaners with you...
Q: Where should a dressmaker build her house?
A: On the outskirts.
Q: Why didn't the Skeleton go to the New Year's Eve Party?
A: Because he had no body to go with.
Q: How did the Human Cannonball lose his job?
A: He got fired.
Q: How do Snails keep their shells shiny?
A: They use Snail Varnish.
Q: What did the Beaver say to the Tree?
A: Nice gnawing you.
Q: Who is the most famous married woman in America?
A: Mrs. Sippi.
Q: What must you know to be an auctioneer?
I told you they were groaners!